WEARABLE ARMOR FOR THE RETAIL & OFFICE
FRONTLINES.
If you are tired of smiling through meetings that should have been emails, or pretending you care about the weather at the self-checkout machine, welcome home. These shirts do the heavy lifting for your social battery so you don't have to.
Try it, or don’t
Premium Fabric: So soft you can comfortably take an emergency nap in it.
High-Contrast Text: Extremely legible from a safe distance so people can read the attitude and stay away.
No Apologies Included: We put the thoughts you hide in your head right on your chest. You’re welcome.