AmbASSadorship
STEP 1:
THE INTAKE
Give us the basics before we judge your application:
* Name
* City / State
* T-Shirt Size
* Social Handles & Payment Info
STEP 2:
THE PAYOFF
If we decide we can tolerate you as a Probably Not Sorry Ambassador, you’ll score:
* 1 Free Warning Label (Shirt)
* Your own tracking code
* A custom QR code
STEP 3:
COLLECT CASH
Make sales, get paid. No funny business.
* 1–10 Sales: $1 per sale
* 11–25 Sales: $2 per sale
* 26–50 Sales: $3 per sale
* 51+ Sales: $5 per sale
OUR COLLECTION OF REGRETTABLE DECISIONS (AND THEIR STUPID RULES)
1. Wear the shirt in public at least once a month. Yes, actually leave the house.
2. Send us a monthly photo of you wearing it. No, your dog wearing it doesn't count.
3. Keep your content family-friendly and legal. We don't want to bail you out.
4. Commissions apply to complete, non-refunded sales only.
5. Coupon code sharing is highly encouraged. Share them with anyone—even your neighbor's weird uncle.
6. We can remove you at any time for being a fraud, a misrepresentation, or just a generally insufferable person. Try to contain yourself.
7. Have fun or whatever. Wear the attitude, but try not to be an absolute menace.